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If you need a hint the H stands for Holy. I don’t need to say more but I am coming up with pictures.
HMILF
If you need a hint the H stands for Holy. I don’t need to say more but I am coming up with pictures.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
So the NFL is busting churches that show the super bowl on screens bigger that 55 inches because it violates copyright law. It is the view of the NFL and the US gov that screens that big can only be used for public events or some such thing.
Really? Seriously? I mean doing that to Fundamentalist asshole organization sounds like a gas; actually sounds like a good way to at least cost those fuckers some money and set precedent for the government cracking the churches over the head for breaking the law. However to do that to a peaceful organization that is only interested in sharing a hobby and brotherhood is kinda dickish.
Now that that’s out of the way it would be kinda funny to roll around to a bunch of these Wal*Mart sized fundamentalist asshole churches and see if they are holding super bowl parties. Either the NFL will succesfully sue a church of assholes of the courts will overturn an assholish copyright law.
I was looking through the comments section of wordpress’s dashboard and apparently the interwebs have led what I can only assume is an extremely lost wanderer to this site and it are a discordian to boot. Welcome Pope Eggs Benedict Arnold. I have no idea how google found us. These are the disjointed ramblings of mostly me. This site was set up so that I could keep my brain from fnording. I am Pope Zombie Bandersnatch; the Crazy Black Goat of the Contemplative Order of the Drunken Masters Cabal
I married Chris and Abby. I asked if they wanted to be married. I said words over it and sprayed them with beer. “You are now both wet for each other”. I feel proud. It won’t be official unless they bring me a marriage certificate and we all sign it with in 28 days.
Discordian weddings are fun.
You’re my little fnord pot; short and stout.
You need a handle on what life’s about.
Keep yourself clean so you don’t get gout.
And laugh because you cant figure it out.
If someone kills a bunch of people with an assault rifle it makes it more likely that laws will be passed to ban assault rifles. A better example is if a bunch of people fly some airplanes into a couple buildings then laws to restrict that from happening will be passed quickly to assuage the publics fear. That seems to me to indicate that Chaos promotes the creation of more laws. What if the opposite is true; that the sudden imposition of overly restrictive laws might create a resistance to them. If the creation of law promotes chaos and the creation of chaos promotes law and I believe there is too much law then should I join some of the more fanatic law inducing organizations?
I think it is an interesting thought that the people who run ultra-evangelical organizations are trying to create chaos by imposing law.
Campaign to become the person in charge of car registration. Refuse to register cars for anyone who has any moving violations or some other wildly outrageous restriction. Get thrown out of office and law put in place to prevent such restrictions again.
Become President of the USA. Pull all troops around the world back to the US. Declare Marshal Law citing the laws and acts that allow it. Declare that the Congress, Senate, and Judiciary branches of the FED are abolished. List off a bunch of people who are now declared Enemies of the State and have them executed without trial for passing the laws that allow this to be legal. Remove the laws that imped social uprisings. Watch as the revolution rises and over throws you and makes laws so that this can never happen again. And just before you are executed declare yourself Ceaser and laugh at how they will remember you always as the cause of their renewed independence.
Zen Anarchist. Zenarchist.
Hail Eris; full of mace!
Help us win this speed boat race!
Hurray! Lizard Shit! Fuck!
the Justified Ancients of Mummu = JAMs
“Lie down on the floor and keep calm” “It’ll only hurt a bit” “This hurts me more than it hurts you” “Trust me” “I’ll do what I can to help”
“The entropy of an isolated system which is not in equilibrium will tend to increase over time, approaching a maximum value at equilibrium.”
“Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, Aftermath”
“Misled by the pride of intellect”? really? Does that sound like “Your too smart for you’re own good” or “Quit pointing out the flaws in our Religion. It makes us look like twats”. The best I can see is that “your intelligence will cause you to out think yourself into inactivity”.