I’m what now?

Google considers me dangerous? My blag can hurt your computer? I would like to think that my website is bad for you brain. Bad for the robot in your head.

I attach the following in order to convince all-mighty google that I am not an evil person.

4 Responses to “I’m what now?”

  1. High Priest Bael, Municifent Dispensor of Wisdom says:

    I have jumped the hoops of the mighty Google to determine how this site might be considered harmful and the best they could give me was “fnord”. Seriously. Some vague commentary about how they use an algorithm based on recommendations from some other organization… but entirely based on those recommendations. Then they say, “read that site that doesn’t actually tell you what criteria we used, and once you’ve done as they command, we’ll think about not calling your site evil.”

    I have requested re-evaluation, and enclosed within that request a scathing appraisal of Google’s “Service” in this instance, as I was unable to find anything remotely like what they said they might vilify a site for… maybe they just don’t like Ron Paul? Discordianism?

    Here’s the report:
    Report

    And the comment about how they decide what’s “Bad”:

    Emphasis added by Pope B.

  2. Sooooo third party net nanny marked it according to the criteria that the bird entrails told them to but google will re-evaluate it based on their own criteria of “granola is crunchy”

    I’m so glad we live in an enlightened age of reason and technology.

    This is freakin’ hilarious. Perhaps you should smear some chicken blood on the server. You know cause the red ones go fasta.

  3. High Priest Bael, Municifent Dispensor of Wisdom says:

    Okay, further review has demonstrated that Google could be more helpful when giving out this information but is not entirely crazy.

    It appears that two posts on your blag and one on mine got hacked to include invisible links to a bad site. I finally found it by grepping the source. Of course, I had to jump through hoops to get Firefox 3 to let me log in and fix my own site but there you are…. I’ve edited the relevant posts to remove the bad links, just the bad links, no Big Brother here man… seriously. War is Peace, Ignorance is Strength, I’ve been reading too much 1984….

  4. Well thats strange and fun.

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