Contemplative Order of the Drunken Masters

Google considers me dangerous? My blag can hurt your computer? I would like to think that my website is bad for you brain. Bad for the robot in your head.

I attach the following in order to convince all-mighty google that I am not an evil person.

I am sorry that I have abused you by not sharing something I thought up that I think it discordian gold. Take a cliche` and keep the structure of it but change it slightly to point out it’s faults. Examples are below.

Original
“When you assume you make an ass out of you and me”

Improved
“When you make an assumption you make and ass out of you and umption”

Original
“When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns”

Improved
“When laws are outlawed, only outlaws will have laws”

Please add your own.

So I’m going to do the lame uncreative thing of finding quotes from the internet and reposting them here. It is done in the spirit of sharing but all it does is create cliches.

Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
If you can read this, you’re in range.
We are sorry, you have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone ninety degrees and try again.
A sucking chest wound is just nature’s way of telling you to slow down.
Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.

Life is surreal, other times it’s chocolate cake.

So how do you vote when to don’t like any of the candidates? Do you vote for the one that is closest to your views when you know that they are going to do a lot of things that you are going to disagree with? Do you write in your candidate knowing that they have no chance of winning? I can’t feel good about blindly voting for the party I’m attached to and voting for who I think will win just to be part of the winning team is … something bad. Do I have the right to bitch if I did the research, took part of the process, got defeated, and decided not to vote

Screw it.  I’m going to concentrate on them all leaving office as fast as possible by whatever means that is most readily accomplishable.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. But we aren’t all together are we? We, as a people, haven’t been together for a very long time if we ever were. I believe it is this fundamental fracture in society that causes friction and upheaval in our world. Worse there is nothing that I know that can bring us all together. If we think of two people as a very simplistic metaphor for the world’s culture we can judge humanities ability to come together by looking at the rising divorce rate. Helping to marry people is my effort towards the scientific discovery of some meta-quality in people that can be related to despite language, culture, or geographic location.

Operation Mind-Fuck continues