I’ve exercised my eclesiastic muscles

I married Chris and Abby. I asked if they wanted to be married. I said words over it and sprayed them with beer. “You are now both wet for each other”. I feel proud. It won’t be official unless they bring me a marriage certificate and we all sign it with in 28 days.

Discordian weddings are fun.

One Response to “I’ve exercised my eclesiastic muscles”

  1. Discordian divorces are almost as much fun.

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